The Matching Stripes

Fun fact, I hate this shirt. I’ve owned it for years. I barely wear it because it’s so body hugging. When I have worn it I usually put a sweater on.

Snap It Into A Celery Stick!

My bad, Macho Man. I stretched you out quite a bit.

Where’s The Beef?!

Fun fact! It used to take me several minutes to stuff myself in this dress. Especially in the arm area. Squeezedddddd in like sausage, lol.

Same But Different

Same outfit. Same hair.

Same LifeProof case.

Same Walmart mirror.

Same dork.