#TooMuchTuesday #27- Dos Mujeres Un Martes

Dos Mujeres Un Martes….#TooMuchTuesday the novela edition! English translation below…. Husband: Finally! I got rid of that lady. Look at the condo I bought for you in Brickell. Side Chick: When will you buy the furniture? Husband: Next week. Side Chick: Make sure it’s from El Dorado. Please! Husband: Come on! They’re expensive! Wife: Pedro De Jesus De Los Angeles!!! Husband: But, what is this? Wife: How could you do this to me?!?! Husband: But, have you seen her??

#TooMuchTuesday #25- The Idiot Collection, Vol. 1

#TooMuchTuesday!!

#TooMuchTuesday #29- Don’t Eat My Flesh Bro

#1 reason I don’t date? I like my flesh too much. Also, Amazon…you tried it. You really, really tried it. #TooMuchTuesday, the Halloween edition!! 🎃👻

#TooMuchTuesday #24- Turd Ferguson

Let’s talk about shit…Pieces of shit and bitches that are the shit. #TooMuchTuesday!!

#TooMuchTuesday #23- The World Is Ending & Sign Language Fail

The world is ending on 9/23/17. That makes DJ Zog giggle. Also, sign language fail areeee both #TooMuchTuesday!!